My Life is an Imbroglio
************ Aspiring musician, average teenager rolled into one. These are my random musings, late night thoughts, and questions for the universe . I follow back! ************ "But these moments are so rare, are like diamonds in disguise, although my mind is here, my heart just wants to fly away..."

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sluttymistletoe:

cringing:

is no one going to talk about how miranda has been replaced with a random middle aged woman

if you knew anything about lizzie mcguire you would know that miranda is livin it up in Mexico City while Lizzie has an awesome adventure with Paolo and Isabella, while trying to avoid the evil wrath of Ms Ungermeyer, who is definitely not some “random middle aged woman”
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prettymysticfalls:

Holland Roden | HBO’s Official 2014 Emmy After Party on August 25, 2014

starkywarky:

WHEN YOU’RE LEANING OFF YOUR BED TO GRAB SOMETHING AND YOU TRY TO GET BACK UP ONLY REALIZE YOU’VE LEANED TO FAR AND THERE’S JUST THAT FEELING OF SHAME AS YOU LET YOUR BODY SLIDE OFF THE BED BECAUSE YOU COULDN’T PULL YOURSELF BACK UP IN TIME

(Source: getsby)

Reinterpretation of Tolkien’s Fantastic Hobbit Home:

Chris Guise’s Bonsai Artwork

(Source: zoomine)

This movie came out nearly 30 years ago and this statement is STILL true.

(Source: aimingtobeaimee)

Everybody has a secret world inside of them. I mean everybody. All of the people in the whole world, I mean everybody - no matter how dull and boring they are on the outside. Inside them they’ve all got unimaginable, magnificent, wonderful, stupid, amazing worlds… Not just one world. Hundreds of them. Thousands, maybe.
- Neil Gaiman (via thearticsoul)

ridingmxlum:

whoacalum:

5SOS DO NOT PURPOSELY TRY TO IGNORE THEIR FANS…„„ Have you HEARD OF ALL THE TIMES THEY SNUCK PAST SECURITY TO MEEt faNS!!!!! SOMETIMES ITS NOT IN THEIR POWER AND THEY CANT!!!!!! SOMETIMES THEY JUST DONT FUCKING WANT TO!!!!!!! DO NOT ACT LIKE IT IS. A CRIME !!!!!!

THEY’LL MEET MORE FANS IF YOU STOP MOBBING THEM JFC IT’S OUR OWN FAULT THAT THEY CAN’T MEET US

devoutfashion:

Andrea Landa Folk Tales by Felipe Cuartas

(Source: devoutfashion)

darksigyn:

mattg124:

angrynerdyblogger:

straight-up-juggahos:

kendralynora:

buginateacup:

jaydenw:

whitepajamas:

automatonic-absinthe:

isaia:

rosswoodpark:

time-for-maps:

this changes everything oh my god

do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?I drive for 45 minutes and im like
a city over 

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast. 


If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.


If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.

If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds

If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.

I can’t drive. 

I will use this post to explain tumblr

(Source: alwaysmoneyinthebnanastand)

curvellas:

talk to kids like they’re people and take full interest in what they’re saying because they’re forming their personalities and it’s really vital that they know that their opinions are important and what they have to say deserves validation and respect. so when your three year old niece tells you that dragons don’t like cupcakes because the color blue is a spoon you better nod your head and ask her to explain more about that. 

johnwatson:

lestrade:

sherlock:

I’m back.

u lil shit

moustache

tardis-blueimpala:

findthepaththatisyourown:

peaceloveandstarwars:

“I was walking down the boardwalk in Venice Beach and some kids had probably two litters of puppies in a cardbord box. They were maybe a day to 3 days old and she was at the very bottom of the box and she couldn’t open her eyes yet. Nearly could fit into the palm of my hand.. and they were like ‘gimme 300 dollars!’ and I was like ‘I got 20 bucks on me. Give me the one that’s not gonna make it through the day.’ And I took her to the vet and he was like ‘I don’t know, man. She’s too young, she shouldn’t be away from her mom.’ So I bottle-fed her for a month and she used to kiss her way around which is how she got her name ‘Bisou’ - it means ‘kiss’ in french. And 12 years later, here she is.”

ALL OF MY CREYS

I… love… THIS MAN.